colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

whatdididotomakeyousocruel:

i’ve always wanted a genuine romance with someone where they handwrite letters to me and make me a cd full of songs that remind me of them and call me at 3 in the morning to talk about their hopes and dreams

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

cute boys make me sad

4-16 +9
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2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

4-16 +23943slowmoyolo2dcc

towongfoo:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

4-16 +39158nachodadtowongfoo